By Matt Levine
To be honest, @barofgoldwater literally fucked me over last week. I try to take a Spring break with the fam, and Vlad, ChatGPT, Claude, Wall Street, SBF, sama, and even Palladium (which I’ve been putting off reading) cooked up such a shitstorm I couldn’t focus on Palm Springs. I swear, what follows is not an April Fool’s Day joke? I think?