Attention: Money Stuff (Matt Levine, **3/22), Platformer (Casey Newton, Zoe Schiffer, 3/20) Newcomer (Eric, Riley, 3/20), NYT (Ezra, Heather, Kara, Mike, Kevin, 3/21), Stratechery (Ben, 3/20), Wonkblog (Ezra again, Matt Yglesias, 3/20), Slow Boring and Co (Matt again, Agnes Callard, Nate Silver, David Shor, ~3/27), The Information (Jessica, Sam, ~3/22), Puck (Dylan Byers, Matthew Belloni, Teddy Schleifer, ~3/22), the Standard (Christina, Koehn, 3/20)
Cc: [email protected], the public internet
Light negging with a reference all of you should understand: I love you (media), but you are not serious people
- Who are you? the Agency
- Why did you write this? to get your attention
- 🇺🇸 🗽 🏦 🌉 Why?
- ⛔ 🤑 Other than sending a mass email, what’s your plan for holding my attention?
- 🎓 🇦🇪 ☂️ Like?
- 🍵 What is the tea on Mos? Mos and the New York Times
- 💴 Weird and kind of spooky, what else do you got for me? We’re going to put londonbreed2024.com on a billboard.
- 👀 👄 👁️ Dr Altman or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Killer AI (which is ultimately Hu.ma.ne) Or: How Sam0 Taught Barak Media Literacy
- 👄Give me more, I’m pucking excited about media gossip!
- 🕍 Wait wait wait! That’s not god’s way! You must simply defer to the New York Times!
- 〽️ 📈 OK, cut out this self-referential bullshit. Let’s talk tech.
- 🏳️🌈 🎈 🖥️ But how can I get to go to a fun party with a disproportionate amount of gays and say it’s a tech / media / culture story?
- ☎️ 🤝 ✈️ OK, this is the one Notion email that should have been a phone call, or even an in-person meeting!
- 🍄 This feels like an acid trip. I don’t even know who I am anymore. At the very least, I have some followup questions.
- 🏛️ 🧠 ❤️ A new moral philosophy: Can you tell me something about Sam Bankman-Fried? He still commands attention
- 🇿🇦 What about the richest man in the world, how’s his Musk smelling these days
- ⏱️ I just realized this is already a link on the public internet! Not password protected! When will I share out the link with my colleague?